Saturday, September 30, 2006

Call to Arms

The self-consciousness of the ‘traveler’ brings to mind those Walt Disney characters who rush madly over the edge of a cliff without seeing it: the power of their imagination keeps them suspended in mid-air, but as soon as they look down and see where they are, they fall. But will this forced lucidity ever lead to the destruction of their illusion? We don’t think so.

TOURISTS: ARM YOURSELVES AND APPEAR IN FULL FORCE!
-THE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE

Generation Gap


I've long thought that one of the biggest gaps between me and my parents can be seen in our respective attitudes towards talking about race. My parents never talk about race. Doing so, they think, is almost inherently racist. Although I grew up in this environment--one in which, for instance, you would never identify someone by their ethnicity--something happened around the time I went to college and realized that not talking about race doesn't make all race-related problems disappear. So whereas I've grown more comfortable talking explicitly about race, my parents haven't.

I think our respective attitudes towards "Lost in Translation" can be partly explained by this gap. To my parents, a movie that depicts what Tokyo looks like from the point of view of a young American who knows nothing about Japanese culture is racist. I see it rather differently, as a honest depiction of how different, and alien, things look when you're that young American. A crucial question is whether the movie's intent is to depict what things look like from that point of view (that of an alienated recent college graduate), or to poke fun at the alien appearance of Japanese culture from that point of view. I can't help but think that the movie's clear intent is the former. And I think the gap between me and my parents blinds them to this possibility.

The simplest possible version of my point: growing up, I never once said "that's weird" in response to something we experienced abroad. But I think honesty sometimes demands saying "that's weird (for me)". And I think you can honestly say it without being racist, or without it being a trivial point.

Long Live the Tourist!

Rejecting totally the political, theological, literary, philosophical and academic assumptions which anchor the ‘traveler’ to the withered refrigerator of culture, we find it essential to affirm the other-worldliness of the tourist.

(From a forthcoming manifesto of mine on the collapse of the tourist/traveler dichotomy.)

Friday, September 29, 2006

Ornament and Crime

The quotation from de Quincey in the post below makes me think of the following moment in Adolf Loos' "Ornament and Crime":

"The child is amoral. To our eyes, the Papuan is too. The Papuan kills his enemies and eats them. He is not a criminal. But when a modern man kills someone and eats him he is either a criminal or a degenerate. The Papuan tattoos his skin, his boat, his paddles, in short everything he can lay his hands on. He is not a criminal. The modern man who tattoos himself is either a criminal or a degenerate. There are prisons in which eighty percent of the inmates show tattoos. The tattooed who are not in prison are either latent criminals or degenerate aristocrats. If someone who is tattooed dies at liberty, it is only because he has died a few years before committing a murder."

What it is to be a true philosopher

"Gentlemen, it is a fact that every philosopher of eminence for the last two centuries has either been murdered, or, at the least, been very near it, insomuch that if a man calls himself a philosopher, and never had his life attempted, rest assured there is nothing in him; and against Locke's philosophy in particular, I think it is an unanswerable objection (if we needed any) that, although he carried his throat about him in this world for seventy-two years, no man ever condescended to cut it."

Thomas de Quincey, "Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts" (Kent Bach discovered this quotation and has a link to it from his website)

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

A Really Good Point

"Until we are able to make this distinction [between things which are only conceived and things which really exist], we cannot properly be said to to believe or to disbelieve the existence of anything." Thomas Reid, 'Essays on the Intellectual Powers of Man'

Strategy for the Democrats, Fall 2006 Elections

Here's what I think Democrats should be running on:

(1) We'll go after the terrorists behind 9/11. (I think they should be very forceful with regard to this claim. If asked whether they're "strong enough on defense to do this", they should just say that the Republicans have had 5 years to catch Osama and are still empty-handed. And then they should turn the table on the questioner, and simply say "Have they caught Osama or not? It's been 5 years!")

(2) We'll make the world a more, not less, secure place. (Once again, they should keep the ball in their court by insisting that the findings of the NIE report be taken seriously. Their line should be: "The NIE report says that the world is less secure because of the Republicans' handling of the war on terror.")

(3) Republicans = mishandled war in Iraq (with the emphasis on "mishandled", but feel free to substitute "botched").

(But then again, according to a recent Atlantic Monthly article, we're not trying to win these elections anyway, because we're hoping to have two more years of only Republicans to blame for the mess before the 2008 elections.)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Movies I've Watched

Breathless (1983): Another movie that I watched primarily because it was filmed in Venice. With this one it really was a waste of time watching it in order to see Venice locations, though, because the scenes following the main characters around Venice are all filmed in relatively close shots, so you barely see anything (except for a bunch of classic murals in the background). Non-Venice Bonus: it features a shot through the hole in Randy's Donuts. (1/08, on my computer in Meredith's office in the Charlottesville house)

Sweeney Todd (2007): What, exactly, do people like about this? It was boring and the music sucked. (1/08, with Meredith, Ben, Jess, and Matt in Charlottesville)

Mother, Jugs, and Speed (1976): I watched this primarily because it was filmed in Venice. The story's actually centered around 4th and Rose Aves, just two blocks from our bungalow. It wasn't horrible--certainly nothing compared to "Miracle Mile"--but I can't exactly recommend it, unless you want to see the Venice locations. (12/07, in the Clarendon apartment)

Another Woman (1988): In response to a mention of the University of Chicago, the main character (a philosophy professor) says something to the effect of "They have a great philosophy department." (10/07, alone in Nat & Melody's apartment)

Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948): Jay C. & I watched this in Nat & Melody's apartment in Hyde Park. (10/07)

Superbad (2007): Supergood. McLoved it. There were enough other people in the theater, laughing along, that I laughed harder than I would have if I'd watched at home. That said, I laughed the hardest of anyone in the theater. Ben pointed out that the scenes with the cops drag the movie down, and that's true enough. I think the problem is that they don't even pretend to be the characters they're portraying. (8/07, with Meghan in Charlottesville)

The Science of Sleep (2006): This looks like a Charlie Kaufman movie, because Michel Gondry directed it, but I didn't have very high expectations for it because Kaufman didn't write it. But I actually enjoyed watching it, though I worry that there ultimately wasn't really any point to the dream and dream-like sequences (beyond the sheer fun of how they looked). Light years better than that other recent wanna-be Kaufman movie, "Stranger Than Fiction", though. (8/07, with Meredith and Jessica in Charlottesville).

Star Dust (2007): It's very hard for me to appreciate movies like this. Its idea of humor is have Robert De Niro play a tough pirate captain who is secretly a flamboyant cross-dresser. It's an interesting question why such a joke is so stupid. (8/07, with Meredith in Charlottesville)

Shaun of the Dead (2004): Watched this on my computer while hiding out in O'Malley 300 after CTY ended and I was supposed to have moved out. I thought 'Hot Fuzz' was funnier, but maybe that's just because it was the first one I saw and I saw it in a theater. (8/07)

Key Largo (1948): (5/07)

Pillow Talk (1959): (5/07)

Paris Je T'Aime (2007): (5/07, with Jay S. in Santa Monica)

Hot Fuzz (2007): (5/07, with Ben in Culver City)

Music with Lyrics (2006): (5/07, on the plane from VA to LA)

Apocalypse Now (1979): (5/07, on the plane from LA to VA)

On the Waterfront (1954): (5/07, with Eliot)

Mutiny on the Bounty (1935): (5/07, with Eliot)

The Bridesmaid (2004): (5/07, with Eliot)

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962): (5/07, with Eliot)

The Doors (1991): I watched this mainly to see the scenes shot in Venice, but as far as I could tell the only scene that was likely to be shot here was one on the beach. And that could've been shot almost anywhere. (5/07)

Miracle Mile (1989): (5/07)

The Player (1992): (4/07, with Meredith)

Tokyo-Ga (1985): (4/07)

Casino (1995)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

The Office Special (2003)

Kicking and Screaming (1995): (with Eliot)

The Big Lebowski (1998)

Take the Money and Run (1969)

Babel (2006)

Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

Sleeper (1973): (with Meredith and Eliot)

The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002): Stylistically speaking, this is the most innovative documentary I've seen in a really long time. And I think some serious thought about the nature of truth went into its creation as well. The entire film is from the point of view of the subject of the film, Hollywood producer Robert Evans (he produced Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, the Godfather, among others), who is also the narrator. There's a resolute avoidance of the kind of back-and-forth, opposing viewpoints, approach to objectivity that dominates contemporary American news. Which is not to say that I think they've discovered a better route to the truth. What they've done is raised some interesting questions about the truthfulness of telling the story of someone's life entirely from their own point of view. (2/07)

Office Space (1999): It's been years since I watched this, and the beginning segments were as funny, if not funnier, than I remembered them. But the second half, in which the plot takes over, was less engaging than I remembered it, and felt almost tedious at times. (2/07)

Swingers (1996): Although I was looking forward to re-watching this, having finally moved to L.A., I was afraid it was going to seem very dated, like swing revival bands. But I was wrong. The ending's a bit trite, but on the whole it's a well-made movie. The background music, in particular, is pretty damn good. As are the characters, dialogue, locations, etc. (1/07, with Meredith, Wesleigh, Scott, Natasha, and Kim)

Taxi Driver (1976): I'll admit it: I'd never actually seen this before. What I liked most about it were the long night time shots of the seedy areas of NYC. The colors were amazing. What I liked least: the shot-out at the end, which just bored me. And the "Are you talking to me" scene was a bit of a disappointment. (1/07)

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
(1980): I discovered that this is available, in its entirety, on YouTube, so I re-watched it. I first saw it on a VHS tape that I rented from Facets, in Chicago, in 2002 or so. At that time, I don't know where else one could possibly see it. Although being able to watch it on YouTube makes it less exotic, it still remains one of my favorite documentaries of all time. I think that all of Herzog's comments in this short movie are deeply intelligent and deserve to be taken seriously. (1/07)

Romancing the Stone (1984): I was pleasantly surprised to catch this just as it started on cable late one night in a hotel room en route from VA to LA. I had been thinking about it recently, wondering if it was any good. All that I knew about it was that it was an Indiana Jones knock-off, but I didn't (and still don't) know if it was meant as a serious attempt to make a movie like Indiana Jones, or if it was meant as a parody of Indiana Jones. It seems seriously intended, but it was rather absurd nonetheless. I should say, however, that it wasn't half-bad and I enjoyed watching it. I can't exactly recommend it, though. (1/07)

Munich
(2005): (1/07)

The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner
(1974): This medium-length documentary by Werner Herzog is currently available on DVD, combined with two of his other 70's documentaries: How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck (1976) and La Soufrière (1977). Of the three, this is the only one I liked. The others both start out pretty well, but ultimately bored me. This one, on the other hand, is consistently engaging.(1/07)

The Front
(1976): I've always been wary of this movie. I think I felt like there was some kind of bait-and-switch going on, since the cover makes it look like a Woody Allen movie but he didn't actually write or direct it. He only stars in it. But I recently decided that him staring in it should be enough, so I finally got around to renting and watching it. It took me multiple evenings to watch all of it, probably because I only put it on late at night when I was already tired, but also because it is rather slow. The story revolves around a talent-less cashier (Allen) who acts as a front for his blacklisted writer friends during the commie-witch-hunt years of the entertainment industry in the early 50's. The story itself is rather lame, even though it focuses on an interesting aspect of the commie-witch-hunts themselves: namely, the pressure put on entertainers to name other suspected commies in order to avoid being blacklisted. This pressure is depicted as a perverse exercise of power for its own sake, since the entertainers are merely asked to name names that are already known to the investigators. The film contains an at-times incredibly charismatic performance by Zero Mostel. Although the ending is predictably fantastic, it is touching, in watching the credits, to find out that it was writen and directed by folks who were blacklisted, and that several of the starring actors (including Mostel) were also blacklisted. Overall, I don't exactly recommend this movie, but I'm not going to warn Woody Allen completists not to bother watching it. (1/07)

Play It Again, Sam
(1972): Watching this for a second time, I laughed a lot more. I don't know if it was just because I was watching it with someone else, or because I'm now more appreciative of Woody Allen's humor. Probably both. Anyway, this may contain the most one-liners of any Woody Allen film. As well as some of his best physical comedy. (1/07, with Chauncey)

Stolen
(2005): This documentary investigates the still-unsolved 1990 heist of a Boston art museum. Although no progress whatsoever is made in actually tracking the missing paintings, the movie does a decent job of illustrating the depressing effect a successful heist has on museum visitors and employees. Call this an "anti-heist" film. (12/07)

The White Diamond (2004): There was a recent article about Herzog in Harper's, and the author claimed that this lesser-known documentary by him was better than his aclaimed Grizzly Man (2005). That's not true, and I'm unsure whether it's even worth watching, but it does contain a few humorous Herzog-esque moments. There's more than one moment where Herzog himself tries to get the subjects of this documentary to say bombastic things, only to have them let him (and us) down. And there's one moment where the main subject of the documentary, in a rather forced effort to be bombastic, claims that people cannot perceive things that they don't have specific concepts for. While this later moment would be good to watch in a philosophy class, I don't think it's worth tredging through the rest of the film for. (12/07, with Ben C.)

The Deadliest Catch (2005): This isn't a movie. It's a Discovery channel series, a season-long documentary about Alaskian crab fishing. But I watched it on DVD, and the experience wasn't totally unlike watching a long movie (thought it was unlike it in many respects), so I'll include it here in my list of movies I've watched. It's about the dangerously unsafe crab fishing industry in Alaska, and the sailors who risk their lives for it. The conditions are "brutal", as they say, and for once they're right. Tiff's friend Josh told me about it when I asked whether anyone had been on a boat on the ocean (I've been a bit obsessed with the ocean of late), and Tiff eventually borrowed Josh's copy of it for me. It's actually not that well-made--in particular, the narrator is a bit of an idiot--but the situation is so good it doesn't matter. It's not the sailors themselves that are so interesting: they're surprisingly unarticulate, actually; and even the captains don't have that much to say. It's the sheer horror of the conditions in which they work that's so amazing. It's ass-cold and the waves are enormous. And they're exposed to these conditions for days on end, with little or no sleep. (11-12/06)

Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
(2003): Thai kick-boxing is pretty brutal, as demonstrated by this decent martial arts film. (12/06, with Tiff and Jay C.)

Public Enemy
(1931): I find a lot of Plato's claims about art in the Republic hard to swallow (I mean, come on, can you really take seriously his claims about the different musical modes and their different effects on the formation of our souls?), but I think he's right that we're attracted to artistic portrayals of bad people, in ways that subvert our better judgment about whether or not the people portrayed are actually attractive/admirable. Public Enemy makes this aspect of art explicit, by trying, and failing, to counter-act it. At the end of this dramatic film about the rise and fall of a mobster, there's a moralistic conclusion in which we're supposed to realize that said mobster's obsession with crime doesn't only bring him down, but also has a devastating effect on his family. Of course this is true, but Public Enemy doesn't make us feel it. It just makes us (me) lament a mobster's fall. (11/06, in a hotel room in Wilkes-Barre, PA)

Klaus Kinski: My Best Friend (1999): This starts out strong, with a trip to the apartment where Herzog first met and lived with Kinski--when Herzog was a child and Kinski was a violent young actor--but the subsequent story lags (at times) and recycles an awful lot of Les Blank's footage of the making of Fitzcaraldo that's put to better use in Blank's The Burden of Dreams. Overall, it's worth watching, but only because any footage of Herzog talking about the things that are important to him is worth watching. To be totally honest: I think Herzog's more interesting than all of his movies put together. (11/06)

Casino Royale (2006): The love-on-the-beach interlude went on a bit long for me, and I expected a final blow-out scene at the end that I didn't get, but I appreciated the inquiry into Bond's psyche. (11/06, with Meredith)

Talladega Nights (2006): This was the first movie I've watched on a domestic flight in a really long time. I watched it on an Amercian Airlines non-stop flight from Dulles to LAX. And, although it was heavily censored, it was still pretty funny and perfect for watching on a flight. There's a scene in which Will Ferrell says grace that was pretty damn funny: I imagine in the un-censored version it is laugh out loud funny. I don't really have any other thoughts about this movie, except to note that Will Ferrell does seem to have figured out a way to be consistently mildly funny. And, given that very few have figured out how to do that, it's quite an accomplishment. (11/06)

Expo: Magic of the White City (2006): I first became aware of this documentary about the Columbian Exposition (i.e., the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago) when I saw that it was playing at the Building Museum in DC. I missed it when they played it, though, and feared I might not get another chance to see it. But then, sometime later, I saw a DVD of it for sale at the Building Museum's Gift Shop, and then put it on my Netflix queue. In the meantime, I read "Devil in the White City", which was a good time and which only encouraged my interest in watching this documentary. As for the documentary itself: well, it's the best there is, and it's worth watching, but it wasn't put together with much serious thought. It walks you through the various buildings and areas of the fair, and contains a lot of photos and pictures, but it's not exactly absorbing. And it contains ridiculously cheesy video footage from today that they intersperse with the archival photos and pictures. For instance, belly dancing was introduced to an American audience at the Columbian Exposition, so they repeatedly return to this cheesy footage they've shot of a contemporary belly dancer. (11/06)

Marie Antoinette (2006): This is the real problem with non-discursive thought: it's just so damn hard to tell what someone's thinking if they don't just come out and say it. This movie contains very little dialogue, and what they do say doesn't really seem to matter--e.g., it doesn't push the movie forward. (In fact, I think it would've been more interesting if they had just eliminated the dialogue altogether. That would have been a more interesting movie, one which could've contained all the same action as this movie, but without the needless dialogue.) So I have no idea what the apparent heart of this movie--its long, almost tedious, visual segments--are meant to express. And I think, given that we have every reason to think that Sophie Coppola's a very smart person, that these segments are mean to express something. That said, the locations and costumes are, unsurprisingly, wonderful, and the musical selections are, also unsurprisingly, quite good. I do have a gripe about the sound, though: in the movie theater I watched it in, there was a tremendous amount of background noise on the audio track, almost as if they forgot to turn on the noise reduction. And this appeared to be part of the audio of the movie itself. The scenes shot outside or in large cavernous rooms, for instance, had tons of background noise, and *not* the sort you'll hear in "Nashville". More like the sort you hear on old analog tape recordings, when the microphone isn't close enough to the sound being recorded. (11/06, with Chauncey and Erin)

Borat (2006): I knew it would happen: if I saw too much of Borat before going to the movie, it would be a lot less funny. I tried to avoid watching the previews, and I didn't watch the clips they played when Borat was on talk shows promoting the movie, but I still saw too much. I watched the Dave Letterman and Jay Leno interviews, minus the movie clips, and, as it turns out, in his conversations with them he used a lot of the same jokes he uses in the movie. In fact, I think Borat's funnier in these interviews, where Dave and Jay (and Martha Stewart) played along with the joke and gave Sacha Baron Cohen free reign to say ridiculously offensive things--funnier than he is in the movie itself, where he's more constrained by his interlocutors and their unpredictable reactions. Of course, the interactions in the movie are ultimately more interesting, as the reactions of his unknowing interlocutors give us a very clear picture of the depths of their own prejudices; and that is, I think, what ultimately makes the Borat character so interesting. But it's too bad the movie never made me laugh in quite the same way watching the Dave and Jay interviews did. Ultimately, in the movie, Sacha Baron Cohen comes off as much less inspired than he does in those apparently rather well-rehearsed interviews. (11/06, with Chauncey and Erin)

Blues Brothers (1980/2005): They recently brought out a 25th Anniversary Edition DVD of "Blues Brothers": the cover says it contains a longer version of the movie, with additional scenes, so I thought I would take a trip down memory lane and re-watch it. Growing up, this was one of my absolute favorite movies, alongside "Stripes". Watching it again, I still really like it. Unlike "Animal House", which re-watching as an adult made me like (a little) less, "Blues Brothers" still possesses just as much charm as ever. If anything's changed about my appreciation, it's that I now enjoy the musical performances by James Brown, John Lee Hooker, Aretha, etc., more than when I was a kid. If I saw this movie now, for the first time without knowing who was going to appear in it, I think I would be amazed at the line-up of great black performers. As for the new edition: the additional scenes don't really add anything to the movie, except that the car chase at the end is longer and contains more absurd destruction (not a bad thing). Overall, I'll probably re-watch the original theatrical version next time, for old times sake. (11/06)

Congorilla (1932): A couple of weeks ago I went to dinner at the mall with my girlfriend's Mom. She was running late, so I was walking around the mall (Tyson's Corner, if you must know) and I almost fainted when I came across a clothing store named "Martin & Osa". I immediately walked in and asked the nearest store employee whether the store was named after Martin & Osa Johnson. She said it was. I then looked around, noted that the store itself was pretty much indistinguishable from J Crew, and couldn't help but comment, outloud, that if I were to imagine a store named after Martin & Osa Johnson, it wouldn't look like this. It would look like Banana Republic used to look like, in the 80's, when it was a pioneering themed shopping environment, designed to take you on a mini-safari. The reason is that Martin & Osa, if you don't know, were an enterprising married couple who, in the 1920's and 30's, made a series of travel documentaries that depicted their adventures in the South Seas and Africa. They weren't saints: they explicitly went out of their way to find the most unusual (to western eyes) people and places imaginable, in order to film them and make a buck. In Martin's first trip to the South Seas, for instance, he was very disappointed not to be able to find any genuine cannibals. And "Congorilla", their first sound picture, documenting a trip to East and Central Africa, is full of racist moments; but there is something charming about the spunk with which they travelled the world and, in many cases, brought back the first movie footage of far-off people and places. Aside from excerpts of their other movies that I saw while at the Martin & Osa museum in Chanute, Kansas, "Congorilla" is the only movie of theirs that I've seen. But it was interesting enough that I think I'll seek out some more of them. (10/06, with my Mom)

About Schmidt (2002): It's pretty hard to buy Jack Nicholson as a reserved insurance executive with a stilted walk (it's almost like trying to buy Harrison Ford with a Russian accent), but Nicholson does a decent job of it. I guess you're supposed to keep expecting the real Jack Nicholson to surface sooner or later, and for all of his pent-up hostility and frustration to explode, but it never does. And there's something interesting about a movie that intentionally plays off a false expectation like that, one that assumes a prior knowledge of the Jack Nicholson-type, only to ultimately work against it. I don't know what to make of the conclusion, though, in which the only thing that seems to give meaning to his life is his $22 a month check to an orphan in Tanzania. (There are his letters to this orphan as well, but it's hard to take them seriously as a genuine attempt at conversation.) I mean, *I* think there's something meaningful about sending $22 a month to an orphan in Tanzania, but in the context of a movie such as this--which relentlessly paints all other sources of meaning in contemporary American life as illusions--it's hard to think that we're supposed to think that sending money to a TV charity somehow avoids the meaninglessness of everything else. Overall, I found the moodiness of this movie attractive, but its rather nasty portrayal of the tackiness of American life unattractive. The depiction of his daughter's wedding, as a cliche-ridden cheese-fest, for instance, left a sour taste in my mouth. Which is not to say that it didn't feel accurate. It just felt sort of mean. (10/06)

The Departed (2006): There are times when you start reading an essay or book, or start watching a movie, and you just know that it's smart, right off the bat. This is one such movie. And it largely delivers, although the conclusion was a little bit of a let-down. Overall, though, this was a very, very well-acted movie. If I thought movie awards were any indication of excellence, I would saw that Di Caprio should get some kind of award. (10/06, with Chauncey)

The Killing (1956): This may be the perfect heist movie, at least in English. ("Touchez Pas Au Grisbi" (1954) may the perfect one in any language.) It moves along surprisingly fast, especially for a 50's movie, and all of the crucial generic components are there, including the inability of even the most detailed planning to foresee every possible contingency. (10/06)

Boogie Nights (1997): I'm really not a very big fan of P.T. Anderson, and sitting through all 3 or so hours of this only cemented my disinterest. I did really like "Punch Drunk Love", but I now think it was a true exception from his other works. I found both "Magnolia" and "Boogie Nights" self-indulgent and tedious, and "Boogie Nights" painfully predictable as well. Also, was I supposed to find the cheesy acting in the porn movies contained in this one funny? If so, then this really is the height of sophmoric humor. Will someone please tell me what I'm missing? The music was really good, though. (10/06)

The Prestige (2006): Finally, a return to movies that keep you thinking until the end, but not by having everything that you see for most of the movie turn out to be an elaborate illusion, a la "The Usual Suspects" or "The Sixth Sense". This is a pretty smart movie, one that glosses over only a single philosophical difficulty that I can think of, and one that provides plenty of fodder for subsequent conversations. I don't want to say any more, because I highly recommend this movie and don't want to ruin it for others. (10/06, with Meredith) [Note added 12/06: Now that you've had a chance to see it, what I thought was cool about it was that from the very beginning, they tell you the structure of the magic trick you're about to see: i.e., the trick with the birds at the beginning has exactly the same structure as the trick at the end, and not just in the sense that it has three parts.)

Charley Varrick (1973): Part of my Walter Matthau film festival. This is a pretty good heist film, with Matthau as a washed up crop duster/bank robber. Like "Hopscotch", Matthau is on the run and always several steps ahead of his pursuers. Although I have to admit that I love movies in which good planning triumphs over power, money, etc., I think true heist movies are about the fantasy of being able to anticipate and control everything that the world might throw at you. So this isn't a true heist movie. But it's a good time. (10/06)

The Odd Couple (1968): I've been a fan of Jack Lemmon ever since I saw "The Apartment", but I now love Walter Matthau just as much. He's really quirky. It's hard to think of contemporary analogues, at least in movies, for either of these guys, but Matthau's really sui generis. I mean, I think he was kind of a romantic lead at the time, as hard as that is to believe if you just look at him. But he's got real charisma, so once you see him in action it's not at all hard to believe. The movie itself was alright: portions of it really dragged along for me, although my viewing conditions were far from ideal. (I had heartburn and couldn't sleep, so I watched it from 5-7am on a Wednesday morning.) The situation that the movie centers around is actually probably better situated for a serial TV show than a feature length movie. As it is, in the movie Felix and Oscar pretend to be transformed by living together for just 3 weeks, but I didn't buy it. A real transformation would've involved Felix coming out of the closet, for instance. (10/06)

Jackass Number Two (2006): Although I don't think it's as good as the gushing reviews in the New York Times, LA Weekly, etc. make it out to be, watching this was a good time. I didn't laugh as hard as the first one: it's lost a lot of the spontaneity that made the sheer fun of that one so palpable. (I don't want to describe to you what this one tastes like. I did almost throw up at one point.) And I'm unsure of the claim that this is the contemporary incarnation of slapstick humor. Of course there's *something* right about that, but I don't really laugh in the same way about this movie as I do in response to Buster Keaton, so I think the analogy might be a real distortion of what it is we find interesting about movies like this. That's a good topic for discussion, though. (09/06, with Chauncey)

Hopscotch (1980): Walter Matthau as an ex-CIA agent on the run, trying to publish an expose on all of the bungled intelligence operations he's witnessed over the years. Matthau's quite charming, and funny, as the expert spy who's always one step ahead of his pursuers. And Ned Beatty's great as his douchebag ex-boss. At one point, when the FBI gets involved in the hunt and wants to know why the CIA's after Matthau, Beatty says, "That's on a need to know basis; it's a matter of national security." The FBI guy's response: "That's a phrase that's lost a lot of meaning lately." It just goes to show you: in 1980, people immediately became distrustful when someone invoked that phrase. What's happened since then? (09/06)

Monday, September 25, 2006

Berkeley or Wittgenstein?

"And although it may, perhaps, seem an uneasy reflection to some, that when they have taken a circuit through so many refined and unvulgar notions, they should at last come to think like other men: yet, methinks, this return to the simple dictates of nature, after having wandered through the wild mazes of philosophy, is not unpleasant. It is like coming home from a long voyage: a man reflects with pleasure on the many difficulties and perplexities he has passed through, sets his heart at ease, and enjoys himself with more satisfaction for the future."

Top 13 Pizza Places

According to Ed Levin's "Pizza: A Slice of Heaven", which I haven't read but should, here are the top 13 pizza places in the States. I got this list from a USA Today article, which suggests that all of these are Naples-style places, but that can't be right because neither DiFara's nor Pepe's makes Naples-style pies. Regardless, it gives me something to do next time I'm in Phoenix.

The Best

• Pizzeria Bianco, Phoenix; 602-258-8300.
• Una Pizza Napoletana, New York; 212-477-9950.
• Di Fara Pizza, Brooklyn, N.Y.; 718-258-1367.
• Nick's Pizza, three New York locations, including Manhattan; 212-987-5700.
• Sally's Apizza, New Haven, Conn.; 203-624-5271.
• Totonno's Pizzeria Napolitano, four New York locations, including Brooklyn, 718-372-8606.

Runners-Up

• Frank Pepe's Pizzeria Napoletana, New Haven, Conn.; 203-865-5762.
• The Spot, New Haven, Conn.; 203-865-7602.
• Al Forno, Providence; 401-273-9760.
• Franny's, Brooklyn, N.Y.; 718-230-0221.
• Regina Margherita, Pittsburgh; 412-761-1077.
• King Umberto's, Elmont, N.Y.; 516-352-8391.
• 2 Amys, Washington, D.C.; 202-885-5700.

Books I've Read

Longitude: The True Story of a Lone Genius Who Solved the Greatest Scientific Problem of His Time, Dava Sobel: Before reading this book, I never actually understood why having a reliable timepiece would allow one to measure longitude, nor did I understand why measuring longitude was a problem for early explorers. This book explains these topics rather clearly, all in the course of telling the story of John Hamilton's successful quest to develop a reliable timepiece. It's a fun read, but I wish it went into more detail about the specifics of what made Hamilton's chronometer so innovative. (1/07)

Into Africa: The Epic Adventures of Stanley & Livingstone, Martin Dugard: This is a fun read, but in reading it I felt like I was only getting a cursory overview of Stanley & Livingstone's epic adventures. And I don't understand why books like these don't contain a number of detailed maps that outline the progress of the explorers as their exploits are recounted in the course of the book. Instead, they tend to just have one big map in the middle that gives everything away. Since most of these books derive a large part of their narrative drive from getting you to wonder about what's going to happen next (even if you already know how things are eventually going to end up), it's positively counter-productive to have a big map that gives everything away in the middle of the book. (12/06)

The Objective Eye, John Hyman: I think every philosopher should read this book. (12/06)

Primates and Philosophers, Frans de Waal: If there's one thing a good philosophical education should teach you, it's the complexity of distinctions like the explanation/justification distinction, or the natural/artificial distinction. de Waal hasn't had such a philosophical education, and although it's hard to know exactly where he stands with regard to such distinctions, I'd bet he doesn't appreciate any of their complexities (if he even recognizes these distinctions at all). (12/06)

Over the Edge of the World: Magellan's Terrifying Circumnavigation of the Globe, Laurence Bergreen: An alright read, but it takes a while for the real action to start and I wasn't really able to care about any of the characters. (12/06)

On the Genealogy of Morality, Friedrich Nietzsche: All I can say is: I liked this a lot more as an undergrad. This was probably my favorite philosophy book as an undergrad--maybe I liked Wittgenstein's Tractatus more--and it was certainly the book I read the most. I read it in at least five different classes, and I was *so* into it. But re-reading it again for the first time in years, I can't help but be struck by how it is 99% assertion, and only 1% justification. How is one supposed to evaluate the truth or falsity of his claims? (11/06)

A Voyage for Madmen, Peter Nichols: If you are looking for a seriously fun read, get this. (11/06)

Routledge Philosophy Guidebook to Plato and the Republic, Nicholas Pappas: This is a pretty sophisticated book, even though it is an introductory work that doesn't presuppose any philosophical background. Highly recommended. (11/06)

The Republic, Plato: How seriously are we supposed to take Socrates' claims? About 50% of them are totally absurd. For instance, are we really supposed to believe that the musical mode of a song is going to determine it's effect on our souls? (11/06)

Devil in the White City, Erik Larson: This book is amazing. It is replete with historical detail, all presenting in a clear and utterly absorbing manner. It makes me want to go explore Jackson Park and the Midway immediately. (Too bad I no longer live in Hyde Park.) I only have two criticisms of it. First, I cannot, for the life of me, understand why it doesn't contain more photos, maps, and diagrams. Many of his descriptions of the buildings, people, fairgrounds, and inventions would benefit enormously from visual illustrations. But almost none whatsoever are provided. I read it too quickly to find a copy of the Dover collection of photographs of the fair. But I know that my ability to imagine the details would've benefitted from having those photographs close to hand. I recommend buying the Dover collection, or the other popular history of the fair (with photographs) when you buy this book. My second criticism is that he has a rather obvious technique for moving the narrative along that wears pretty thin throughout the book. Whenever he introduces something or someone famous, like the sinking of the Titanic or the inventor of the Ferris wheel, he doesn't refer to them by name. Instead, he all but says the name--in such a way that it should be obvious who or what he is talking about--and then only at the last minute reveals that that's who or what he's talking about. This gets really old, really quickly, and while I can see why he might think it makes for more entertaining reading ("Oh, the inventor's name is Ferris? He's talking about the invention of the Ferris Wheel!"), it doens't. It just gets old. That said, this is a great, fun read, and really helps make the White City alive again. One final detail: he discusses Louis Sullivan's criticisms of the White City (that it killed American architecture and led our city planners to slavishly imitate the Romans), and says he thinks these criticisms are overrated by architectural critics and historians, but he doesn't really say why. I wish that he had discussed this topic at greater length. If only because I'm open to being persuaded that Sullivan, as much as I love him, had an axe to grind. (10/06)

A Dialogue on Personal Identity and Immortality, John Perry: It is hard, if not impossible, to imagine writing a more clear introduction to the topic of personal identity--i.e., what it is, what the main arguments are, and why it matters--but I don't know if I'll ever use this book in an introductory class again. All of the arguments are put forward with amazing clarity, but, to be honest, this only makes their weaknesses transparent to almost anyone. If this book provides a model of what it is to focus on arguments, it also provides a model for why arguments can't be what really makes philosophy interesting. Not that I don't like arguments. It's just that it's hard to get introductory students interested in them. (10/06)

In the Heart of the Sea, Nathaniel Philbrick: An enjoyable and absorbing account of the story of the Essex, a Nantucket whaleship that was sunk by an enormous sperm whale in the middle of the Pacific. I've always liked survival stories, and I've recently become rather interested in sailing, so this book satisfied multiple interests. (09/06)

Three Dialogues Between Hylas and Philonous, George Berkeley: A defense of the claim that matter doesn't exist, that it is a fiction created by philosophers (i.e., Descartes, Locke) that only leads to skepticism and atheism. Someone whose judgment I probably shouldn't have trusted told me that young students love this book. Berkeley's very smart, and he has an ability to put difficult thoughts very clearly, but reading him makes me bored with philosophy. And it's hard not to see similarities between his view and a that of Wittgenstein, at least as Witters is read by some (i.e., as he's read by those who tend to ascribe anti-realist views to him, but then deny that he's an anti-realist). (09/06)

The Darwin Wars, Andrew Brown: This is a very engaging and readable, albeit journalistic, account of debates over the limits of sociobiology and evolutionary psychology. (08/06)

Flame Trees of Thika, Elseph Huxley: I love this book. And, as a kid, I loved the BBC mini-series based on it. (08/06)

The Best of A.J. Liebling, A.J. Liebling: This is a collection that was compiled in the early 60's, with Leibling's help. I prefer it to the more recent collection. (07/06)

Philosophy of Mind (2nd Ed.), Jaegwon Kim: This is a very good introduction to the philosophy of mind. (06/06)

Streets for People, Bernard Rudofsky

Having Thought, John Haugeland: I think every philosopher should read this book.

An Introduction to Contemporary Metaethics, Alexander Miller: This is the single best overview of contemporary metaethics, although I disagree with many of Miller's conclusions.

Essays in Quasi-Realism, Simon Blackburn

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, David Foster Wallace: The title essay in this collection of essays is one of my favorite essays of all time.

Edison's Eve, Gaby Wood

Mind and World, John McDowell

The Claim of Reason, Stanley Cavell

Amusing Ourselves to Death, Neil Postman

On the Road, Jack Kerouac

The Brothers Kararmazov, Foyodor Dostoevsky

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson

The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Thomas Kuhn

White Noise, Don Delillo

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Naples-Style Pizza Showdown

Last week, I tried three Naples-style pizza places. Two in NYC, one in DC. They were all good to great, but the difference between good and great was huge. I only took upskirt pictures of one, which was a real mistake on my part, because the two NYC pies I didn't take upskirt pictures of were both nicely burnt in just the right way underneath.

If you are in NYC, you should go to the place that made the top of my list: Una Pizzeria Napoletana. It was really, really good.

My Reviews:
Una Pizzeria Napoletana
Franny's Pizza
2Amy's Pizza

Una Pizzeria Napoletana



You're looking at the best pizza I've ever had in North America. It's divine. I can still taste the flavor of it in my mouth now, a week later. (It reminds me of Father's Office in that regard, actually.) Just on the basis of one visit, this restaurant has made my list of yearly things to visit.

Contrary to internet rumor, they do have tap water. They brought it to the table in a bottle, in fact, without being asked. And the owner/pizzaiolo was quite friendly. He seemed genuinely appreciative when I went up to him afterwards and complemented his pies.

Three comments:

(1) It was slightly watery. I think the tomatoes could've been drained just a little bit more.

(2) They need a better beer selection. It's fine if they want to keep it real by offering only Italian beers, but there have got to be better Italian beers than Moretti and Peroni. Aren't there? (Come to think of it, I bought some expensive Italian beer recently at the Italian Store and it sucked even worse than Moretti and Peroni. Maybe there aren't any good Italian beers.)

(3) This is the only pizza I've ever had in the States that comes close to the pizzas I had in Naples. I know it sounds cliched, but the pizzas there really are sui generis. (Note: this is only true of Naples. The pizzas in the rest of Italy are very generic and, in fact, often suck.)

Franny's Pizza





Franny's has been all the rage of late, even winning some "Best of NYC Pizza" award or another. At $13 for a margherita, it's cheaper than Una Pizzeria Napoletana, but I think I would rather spend the extra $5. It's quite good pizza, the best I've had in Brooklyn--Grimaldi's is inconsistent, DiFara's is too oily for my taste, and the Coney Island Totonno's doesn't hang together well enough. The restaurant has a nice outdoor seating area in the back, with real trees. Overall, if I had to stay in Brooklyn and didn't have a lead on some new place to try, I would go here.

2Amy's Pizza




2Amy's is the only pizza place in the DC area that aspires to produce Naples-style pizzas. They do an alright job, nothing spectacular. This is their basic model. They have a more expensive margherita, but I haven't tried it. I guess I should. But at $11.95 for a single-serving pie, they had better start delivering something significantly better than their basic model.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Disgusting Products, cont.



Meredith bought me this in LA. I don't know where she got it. I took the photos, which don't do a very good job of showing you how weird it is. It's the size of an In-N-Out burger, roughly (it's just a little bit smaller). I'll let you know what it tastes like.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Cheeseburger Cake


Meredith noticed this in a supermarket in West Hollywood. I took the photo. July 2006.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Cheeseburger Plant Holder


Meredith and I have come across a bunch of pseudo-cheeseburgers lately. More photos to follow.

Photo by Meredith (Venice, California September 2006)

Monday, September 18, 2006

Philosophy and Dialogue

"My thoughts always flow more easily in conversation with a friend than when I am alone." Berkeley (Three Dialogues)

Friday, September 08, 2006

Dissertation Update

Ben has started a dissertation meter on his blog so I decided that today I would do the same and keep track of how many words I wrote in the course of the day. I kept track, however, of how many words I wrote net; that is, I looked at how many words I had, total, at the beginning of the day, and how many words I had, total, at the end of the day. (So all of the editing I did today subtracted from the number I'm going to record on my dissertation meter.) Here's my results. Time: started sitting at the computer at 8:20am and finished 10 1/2 hours later at 6:50pm. Total number of words, net: 404.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Glaring Use/Mention Confusion

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Found


I found this online, so I thought I would share it with you. I think it's by an undergraduate at LMU, as part of her senior thesis (in art).

Blinded by Religion

Pope Ratzinger: “This evolutionary ethic that inevitably takes as its key concept the model of selectivity, that is, the struggle for survival, the victory of the fittest, successful adaptation, has little comfort to offer,” he wrote. “Even when people try to make it more attractive in various ways, it ultimately remains a bloodthirsty ethic.” (Quoted in the NY Times, Sept. 2, 2006)

This is false, both as a description of evolutionary theory--for over 40 years, scientists working within evolutionary theory have found the need to posit pro-social, non-bloodthirsty, traits in order to explain the development of certain behavioral traits in communal animals--and as description of the ethics people have thought evolutionary theory implies--for over 100 years, people inspired by evolutionary theory have thought it brings us together, calls for us to take care of one another, etc.

Now, I don't particularly agree with people who think evolution tells us how to live, nor do I particularly agree with people who think evolution tells us how not to live (e.g., not to be religious). But I think it would be better if critics, like Ratzinger, of the expansion of evolutionary theory into our moral lives got the science, and what people have thought followed from the science, right.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Blinded by Science*

For all you philosophers out there: here are all the obsolete scientific theories you could possibly need! Here's an idea: take an ordinary way of thinking about things that we all use everyday, compare it to one of these obsolete theories, and then conclude that the ordinary way of thinking is radically mistaken and should be abandonned. Do it! It's fun. Come on and ride the science train!

*Credit for the title of this blog post should go to Nat.

Realism


I think I would be perfectly happy spending my time trying to develop ways to make higher fidelity recordings or higher resolution photographs. I don't know why, I just kind of like the idea of really realistic reproductions of things.